| Breaking News |  | Thursday, September 29th, 2033: Rangers Carreiro Strong-Arms Royals After his 5-0 shutout win against the Royals, Siro Carreiro said, "I went out there to try and eat up innings and help out our bullpen. I felt I had my good stuff... and it turned out my command was solid and my breaking balls were good."
They were better than good as the Rangers pitcher put up 10 strikeouts, surrendered 1 walk, allowed 6 hits and kept the bullpen phone quiet all day long.
In 2033 Carreiro has compiled a 10-17 record with a 3.97 ERA in 33 starts. |  | Wednesday, September 28th, 2033: League Gives Dimartino Suspension Steven Dimartino's disrobing act in yesterday's 0-0 loss to the Seattle Mariners at Ewing M. Kauffman Stadium cost him a 2-game suspension. The league office informed the Kansas City Royals today that their right fielder would be suspended for "his poor conduct and unacceptable behavior that made a farce out of the game."
After being called out on strikes, Dimartino was ejected by the home plate umpire after a heated and animated discussion. In protest for the ejection, he proceeded to throw his bat down, take off his batting gloves, cap, shirt, socks and shoes and left them at home plate, refusing to pick them up.
Asked about the suspension, Dimartino sheepishly told reporters, "I did a stupid and embarrassing thing. Let's just leave it at that."
On the season, Dimartino is batting .278 with 2 home runs and 52 RBIs. He has played in 142 games. |  | Friday, September 23rd, 2033: Royals Aldea Silences Anaheim The Angels were no match for George Aldea of the Kansas City Royals. He totally shut down Anaheim at Ewing M. Kauffman Stadium. In the 1-0 win, Aldea tossed a 3-hitter, struck out 6, and walked 0.
Thus far this season Aldea has posted a 10-9 record, started 29 games, struck out 176 batters in 199 innings and compiled a 3.26 ERA. | | | Injuries | | Player | Injury | Out for... | Disabled List Status | | 3B Roy Allee | fractured knee | 7-8 months | Not on DL | | | Team Information | | Record overall | 68-94, .420 PCT | | Position in Division | 3rd, 29.0 GB | | Record at home | 33-48, .407 PCT | | Record on the road | 35-46, .432 PCT | | Record in X-inning games | 8-8, .500 PCT | | Record in one-run games | 27-32, .458 PCT | | Record versus LHP | 10-23, .303 PCT | | Record versus RHP | 58-71, .450 PCT | | Record last 10 games | 4-6, .400 PCT | | Record in April | 9-16, .360 PCT | | Record in May | 15-14, .517 PCT | | Record in June | 10-17, .370 PCT | | Record in July | 9-16, .360 PCT | | Record in August | 10-17, .370 PCT | | Record in September | 13-14, .481 PCT | | Record in October | 2-0, 1.000 PCT |
| Team Batting Stats & Rankings | | Batting Average | .263 - 8th in AL | | On-Base Percentage | .318 - 8th in AL | | Slugging Percentage | .385 - 10th in AL | | On-Base + Slugging | .703 - 9th in AL | | Runs Scored | 679 - 11th in AL | | Hits | 1484 - 8th in AL | | Extra-Base Hits | 395 - 12th in AL | | Home Runs | 129 - tied for 9th in AL | | Bases-On-Balls | 430 - 6th in AL | | Strikeouts | 1228 - 10th in AL | | Stolen Bases | 167 - 6th in AL |
| Team Pitching Stats & Rankings | | Earned Run Average | 4.24 - 8th in AL | | Starters' ERA | 4.18 - 9th in AL | | Bullpen ERA | 4.34 - 11th in AL | | Runs allowed | 778 - 8th in AL | | Hits allowed | 1553 - 9th in AL | | Opponents AVG | .272 - 9th in AL | | BABIP | .308 - 8th in AL | | Home Runs allowed | 190 - tied for 10th in AL | | Bases-On-Balls | 387 - 4th in AL | | Strikeouts | 1105 - 6th in AL |
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